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少儿英语口语学习:英语冷笑话

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生活中,我们总喜欢和有点小幽默的人接触,这样生活中就能多点乐子。

其实用英语将一些冷笑话,听懂的人也会竖起大拇指给你点赞。

所以,太阳abc觉得,身为中国人,会点中文冷笑话并不奇怪,但会英语冷笑话就是get到新技能啦!

今天,太阳abc就教大家几句英语冷笑话,让你也成为快乐制造源哦!
少儿英语口语学习:英语冷笑话
01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的,轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t beinsisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up02. 大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (ThePilgrimage to the West)03. 怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.04. 还能冲动,表示你还对生活有激情,总是冲动,表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说:“我解决了住房问题!”I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
少儿英语口语学习:英语冷笑话
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西,最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.09. 诸葛亮出山前,也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?10. 如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光……If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
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